笑話一則

今天在辦公室發生ㄌ一件超爆笑的事

嗯 好像應該從頭說起
在facebook上有類似便利貼 碎碎唸的功能叫"status"
而我因為我媽來找我玩 為此我真的是一個頭兩個大
忍不住在facebook上寫 "Szu is try to be a GOOD daughter for her dearest mother.....kill me please~."
(中譯: Szu希望能為了她最親愛的母親成為"好"女兒.....拜託 殺了我吧~)

今早 我同事J跟我和L(另一ㄍ同事)打招呼 說早安

L就對J說: Szu want to be "Q"

J: "Q"???

L:Q~

J: "Q"?

S:"Q"? Q WHAT? CUTE??? (Q甚麼? 可愛???)

L: Q~Q~Q~~~~~~~~~~~~what don't you get it?
(Q~Q~Q~~~~~~~~~~~~奇怪了你難到不懂嗎?)

S: ??? CUTE??? when did i say that? (???可愛???我甚麼時候說過啦?)

L: you say it on the face book!!! (你在facebook上說的啊!!!)

S: facebook? when? what did i say??? (facebook?何時?我說了甚麼啊???)

L: you say, you want to be Q~~~on your "status"! don't you remember?
(你不是"status"在說你想被Q嗎? 不記得啦?)

S: oh~~~~~~~~~~~~kill! (喔~~~~~~~~"殺")

S: hahahahahahahaha, kill!(狂笑中)

L: Q~~~~~~~~qill~~~~~~what's wrong with you?
(L一臉正經的說:Q~~~~~~~~~你有毛病啊?)

S: hahahahahahahaha, kill, hahahaha (人妻笑到倒在地上)

L: ?

S: kill, not qill ;) (人妻還是很想糾正L的發音)

L: yes, qill~~~~~~~~~~(很努力的發kill的音)

S: hahahahaha, yes, kill! k~i~l~l~(很賤的人妻在旁邊講邊笑)

S: hahahahahahahaha, qill, kill, hahahaha
(笑到倒在地上+拍打地板 爬不起來)

好吧 我願意承認我是個非常邪惡的一個人妻
可是真的粉好笑啊~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈

PS. L是祖國同胞喔! 咦?我以為對岸的英語比我們還標準 沒想到 嘻~嘻~